Oompa,
Women are real spoil sports sometimes! I think there should be a Watchtower special edition on spicing up relationships and could be entitled "Sisters do it for Jehovah." that might do the trick.
edmond dantes
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Misleading advice at the Hall.
by edmond dantes inwords of wisdom at the kingdom hall went something like " don't marry for looks because looks fade.
" what i want to know is if the person you married turns out to be a crabby old miserable so and so how do you cope with ugly personality plus ugly looks.i mean if you marry a looker at least you have enjoyed some vision of delight, if you get stuck with both you are in a double bind.
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Misleading advice at the Hall.
by edmond dantes inwords of wisdom at the kingdom hall went something like " don't marry for looks because looks fade.
" what i want to know is if the person you married turns out to be a crabby old miserable so and so how do you cope with ugly personality plus ugly looks.i mean if you marry a looker at least you have enjoyed some vision of delight, if you get stuck with both you are in a double bind.
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edmond dantes
Mouthy you are not in the least bit unatractive looking and I'm sure you are a great life time companion.I think the secret is to maintain a good sense of humour with plenty of give and take.
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Misleading advice at the Hall.
by edmond dantes inwords of wisdom at the kingdom hall went something like " don't marry for looks because looks fade.
" what i want to know is if the person you married turns out to be a crabby old miserable so and so how do you cope with ugly personality plus ugly looks.i mean if you marry a looker at least you have enjoyed some vision of delight, if you get stuck with both you are in a double bind.
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edmond dantes
Words of wisdom at the kingdom hall went something like " don't marry for looks because looks fade." What I want to know is if the person you married turns out to be a crabby old miserable so and so how do you cope with ugly personality plus ugly looks.I mean if you marry a looker at least you have enjoyed some vision of delight, if you get stuck with both you are in a double bind.
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They do not need to bother because Jehovah is ging to save planet Earth any time now 'cause it's nearly time for the participants to line up at the figurative place known as Meggido.So everyone stop recycling right now , o.k.are you all listening out there, got the message yet all you unbelievers and post dates? Fill up your back yards with junk Jehovahs garbage men are starting up the trucks and will be coming to a place near you any day now.
Believe the words from on high that is proclaimed forth from the grovelling bodie's organ the Wacktower , what an astonishing track record they have including Chuck Russell ,wheatabix anyone,? Judge Rutherford ; ancient worthies will have clean sheets on the bed at Beth Sarim, just as soon as they arrive.Fred Fanze and his amazing multi purpose Bible translation, " oh what a tangled web we weave in order to deceive." to good old reliable Nathan Knorr who thought the Whore of Babylon looked like a twentieth century high class hooker, see the book Babylon The Great Has Fallen God's Kingdom Rules.
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Cliff Richard visited a nearby congregation one Sunday while I was there during his initial religious phase. However he kicked the Watchtower into touch when he sensibly saw through the balony , the rest is history as they say.I and another brother went to see him just after he had moved into his new house in the country not far from London during the early sixties, it coincided with an assembly where I was supposed to attend, we were also introduced to his mum at that time.I must say although I am not a particular fan of Cliffs you couldn't wish to meet a nicer person he was a perfect gentleman and is a true christian.This was at the time when the Beatles started to impact big time pushing the Shadows from their number one spot.
Never made it to the Twickenham stadium I ended up taking two lady friends on a tour around the Tower of London ,happy days!
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non-jw memories
by Hortensia inwhen i started driving in 1965, gas cost 29 cents a gallon.
when you pulled into the gas station guys would come out and wash the car windows, check the oil, and put air in the tires!
this is in california in the 60s.
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I remember going into record shops and seeing 78's piled up on the counter and asking to listen to some in a sound booth.I bought one once put it on the sofa when the dog jumped up and broke it in three places .I only owned three records at that time so I sellotaped the pieces together and listened while the gramaphone needle kept jumping about.I was about thirteen or fourteen at the time ,soon after that bop bam allua! Elvis ,Little Richard,Buddy Hollie, Bill Hayley,Chuck Berry, Connie Francis etc and Vynyll arrived ,fantastic.
See you later alligator.
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1925 BETH-SARIM.....
by Quentin inusing photoshop7 i created the image below....there are 13 elements, extracted from larger pictures, intergrated onto a beth-sarim background.
used the gaussian blur tool, then adjusted results to match colors between each element.
one of the effects i attemped was to make my artwork resemble watchtower artwok as close as possiable.. wish to use this image in a project....so, how'd i do?
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edmond dantes
Can you get the vehicle clamped and a few police officers in there from the illegal aliens department asking for visa and passport ID.
Can you imagine the police questions like "can you prove who you say you are exactly"?
Where's Osama Bin hanging out?
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1925 BETH-SARIM.....
by Quentin inusing photoshop7 i created the image below....there are 13 elements, extracted from larger pictures, intergrated onto a beth-sarim background.
used the gaussian blur tool, then adjusted results to match colors between each element.
one of the effects i attemped was to make my artwork resemble watchtower artwok as close as possiable.. wish to use this image in a project....so, how'd i do?
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Brilliant piece of work.I didn't see Rutherford there for a moment but now I see him up the clouds as he usual was
How about a red carpet and an oscar ceremony going on there for the best worthie?
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CREATIONIST TEACHERS
by badboy in1 in 8 high school teachers in usa teach creationism and id as valid science.. 16% of teachers beliece humans were created less than 10,000 years ago.
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edmond dantes
Everything that can be proved to have been created can be taught, no problem. Everything else has to be studied under the title, "We haven't the foggiest it's anyone's guess." That way faith can be put where it is needed , in fact. Everything else is pure speculation, just give us the facts.
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The way forward theocratically speaking of course is for The Kingdom Cart to be brought into service.Basically they need to convert ride on lawn mowers with a small trailer towed at the rear full of literature.In this way not only do they save people from armageddon but they save on the cost of fuel and at the same time save the planet.
The draw back for the Dubs would be that householders would hear them coming up the street which gives those at home time to hide behind the sofa.
Could anyone submit a blueprint of the afore said cart which can be to send to the Governing Body for a blessing.